Tuesday, June 14, 2011

Move Over Mississippi, Here Comes Kansas

I couldn't believe it when I heard that no where in Wichita, KS can you get an abortion because they are so pro-life they will kill anyone who isn't.  Sorry, but from what I've seen of Kansans (Oklahomans and Missourians too) I think they should really rethink this.  Lots of bad genes.  Lots of them.  And clearly not mentally stable.  So you got the anti-abortion nuts, that crazy gay hating preacher, Rev. Phelps and his wacky clan, and no government sponsorship of the arts.  I do know some awesome people from Kansas but I guess there is a reason they moved away.

People love to make fun of the South and how backwards we are.  Clearly the plains states (whatever you call that going on in the middle) are trying to outdo all the Southern stereotypes.  There's a long running joke in Arkansas: Thank God for Mississippi (or we would be last in the country in many areas).  So any state that makes Mississippi look good has got to be trying really, really hard at it.  At this point in time I would live in Mississippi before I would Kansas, Oklahoma, or parts of Missouri.  That is some scary shit.  At least Mississippi has beaches.   

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